TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... THE VERY FIRST MISSION OF THE NEW YEAR IS ASSIGNED -- AND LEADER LARRY LAMB APPEARS AGHAST?!?...

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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you...TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER...Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were together for New Year's Eve at their Heavenly Drag Racing Association sanctioned residence/racing compound. As they tend to do every year, our entire crew announced their individual New Year's resolutions. Peter The Parrot's resolution was to become more organized, and do a better job of keeping the shop clean. Fred The Wrench proclaimed he'll spend more time reading the telepathic technical bulletins that come in from the Heavenly Drag Racing Association's Mechanical Educational Bureau, so he'd stay up-to-date on tuning and mechanical stuff, and better prepared for when tuning against the darkside forces that the team competes against on the drag strip. Maria's resolution was to explore more in the way of heavenly mysticism, channeling, alchemy, psychic ability, clairvoyance, and all the sort of metaphysical skills that come in handy when the crew find themselves in a fix. Sebastian's resolution was basically the same as it's been for the last few years, to dedicate at least an hour a day, when he has the spare time, to sharpening his reaction time skills with his practice tree. Our somewhat sophisticated and distinguished lamby, gentlemanly leader, Larry Lamb, proclaimed he wished to dedicate more time in the New Year to building up his expertise in the game of chess (Chess is Larry Lamb's favorite board game to play while snacking on his favorite treat, Lorna Doone shortbread cookies dunked in Maria's specially brewed celestial tea concoction)...

It's now New Year's Day at the gang's spacious compound, and nobody has a hangover, because in the heavenly drag racing afterlife, there are strict metaphysically enforced mandates as per the Heavenly Drag Racing Association, that do not permit the excessive abuse of alcoholic beverages, or so-called "recreational drugs". While some readers will certainly recall when Fred The Wrench once had a bit of a "drinking problem", he's since been reformed to be a more responsible and sober spirit. That said, it's also worth noting that being part of the heavenly drag racing afterlife, provides its participants with an indescribable 'natural high', that comes with being a high-performance paranormal do-gooder. Sure, our crew occasionally experience emotional struggles and bouts with less than favorable feelings, it's not always a "picture perfect" afterlife existence, but for the most part, it's more enjoyable than what we have come to experience in our day-to-day "mortal world". Our crew's rivals, those who serve the Darkside Drag Racing Association's branch of the drag racing afterlife, play by a far different set of rules and standards. They usually feed off negative energy, and darker shades of sorcery and wanton witchcraft. It's a tough battle at times for our trusty crew, fighting the forces of evil in the drag racing afterlife. Regular readers of this series are well aware of all the unwavering effort and sacrifice that our do-gooders put themselves through in the name of defending supernatural hot-rodding justice...

Anyways, we now take you back to conversation between our crew, as they congregate in the shop on this first day of the New Year... "So what's our first assignment for the New Year, boss?" inquires Fred The Wrench to Larry Lamb, "I'm really itching to get back out to the drags, and tuning cars, and all that kind of stuff."... "Yes," replies Larry Lamb, "I do recognize you wanting to get back to the drag strip, Fred. I know you get restless when you're not getting your hands dirty working on our race cars."... "I admit that I'm feeling a little restless too." adds Sebastian, "I want to get back in the cockpit, and driving again. All the holiday, off-season time is okay, but there's nothing else quite like competing against the dastardly darkside drivers and putting 'em on the trailer."... "Yes, yes." comes back Larry Lamb, "I'm sure the Heavenly Drag Racing Association has a mission for us to embark on."... "I'm also longing for getting back to racing," says Maria, "I'm so grateful that last year I was able to finally get a chance to drive, even though I know that Sebastian is still our number one shoe, I do hope that I'll get another shot at the wheel this year. Until then, I'm still excited with my role as official back-up girl. I love picking out creative outfits to wear at the track."... Larry Lamb abruptly interjects  "Well, gang, it looks like there's something coming over the telepathic communications multi-dimensional screen right now,  directly from the Heavenly Drag Racing Association headquarters, and it looks like it's our very first mission of the New Year."... All of a sudden, as Larry Lamb reads the mission to himself, our usually calm, cool and collected leader's woolly jaw drops, and he appears downright aghast by what he sees!!!... "WHAT THE HECK IS THE MATTER, BOSS?!?" squawks a concerned Peter The Parrot "WHAT IS IT?!? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN A STATE OF SHOCK!!!! WHAT'S OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT OF THE NEW YEAR?!? WHAT IS IT?!?! TELL US, BOSS!!!!"...

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER...  Evidently, our heavenly, do-gooder crew is collectively itching to get back to the drag strip, and back to combating and competing against the darkside forces of the drag racing afterlife. Our leader Larry Lamb has received the first mission of the New Year from the superiors of the Heavenly Drag Racing Association, he's read the assignment, but hasn't shared it with the rest of the group yet, and it seems that even for our usual calm, cool, and collected Larry Lamb, there's something about this particular mission he's read, that has him looking downright aghast!!! WHAT COULD THE MISSION ENTAIL TO MAKE EVEN LARRY LAMB LOOK COMPLETELY SPOOKED?!?!  AND HOW'S THE REST OF THE CREW GOING TO REACT WHEN THEY LEARN OF THE MISSION?!? WHAT IS THE MISSION?!?!  WE'RE WAITING WITH BATED BREATH TO HEAR LARRY SAY WHAT IT IS!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2018 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.