GUEST BLOGGER MARY MURRAY RETURNS AND SHE'S SURE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT "DR. JOHN FORCE"!!!...

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The management of Drag Racing Underground presents guest blogger Mary Murray. She's an opinionated woman from the northwest. Truth is that Doc is mighty busy of late with her Big Stick music duties and her sculpture pursuits, so we figure giving Mary a crack as a substitute blogger might be a good idea. Being that Drag Racing Underground is known as the strongest advocate for free speech among drag racing web sites, we're willing to give this outspoken lady a guest spot when Doc is too busy to blog. Please keep in mind that the thoughts and opinions expressed by Mary Murray with her MARY's MOUTHPIECE blog submissions do not necessarily reflect those of Drag Racing Underground. Without further ado, we give you Mary Murray...


HEY YOU GUYS!!! Wake up and smell the coffee! Drink the coffee and then have another cup on me. I'm Mary. I going to put my cards right on the table. I am happy as a kitty in a yarn warehouse to be able to communicate with you once again on the drag racing web page best known for insightful thought and unrestricted freedom of expression. My last appearance here caused what I've been told to be an "unprecedented amount of negative emails" sent to the Drag Racing Underground bosses. And I was told that many of the emails were of an "extremely severely angry nature"... Yes, I understand that when I express my opinions, they don't always jive with everyone else, but that's just how this bold lady likes to roll-- Anyways-- Today I want to share with you all my unbridled joy for my hunk of a hero John Force. So many cynical, self-absorbed, know-it-all, wisecrackers are reported to write in to Drag Racing Underground continuously mocking me, and insisting that John Force is "all washed up", and that he should retire from drag racing and be "put out to pasture"-- HA!!! I say!!! That's phooey dooey huey balderdash!! 'Cause it just so happens that John "Brute" Force, even in his current elderly years, managed to finish a respectable 7th among the top ten Funny Car stars for NHRA's 2017 season... And oh, get this, John just recently received an honorary doctorate degree from the University of Northwestern Ohio! That's right, the 16-time NHRA world champion received an honorary Doctor of Laws degree for his historic motorsports career and dedication to racing safety! University President Dr. Jeffrey A. Jarvis said "John Force is a wonderful role model an an icon of the motorsports industry." -- Heck, that's what I've been saying for centuries!!! And that sure doesn't sound like a "washed up" racer to me! I remember John claiming many years ago, that one of his only regrets in life was never getting a college degree, well, now he's got himself a bona-fide Doctorate degree from a prestigious university!!!... YIPEEE!!!... John Force and his entire team still have the proverbial "right stuff" to go rounds and make it to the winner's circle -- even to the top of the heap championship spot in the case of Robert Hight and Brittany for the 2017 season!!!... I want to end this here blog with a very special message for everyone. We all love cheap clothes and electronics bargains, but can we all please join the fight against overseas child slavery, and do our part to eliminate child slave labor in our lifetime. Thank you...