GUEST BLOGGER MARY MURRAY RETURNS... AND SHE'S INTENSELY STOKED OVER JOHN FORCE'S NHRA GATORNATIONALS WIN!!...

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The management of Drag Racing Underground presents guest blogger Mary Murray. She's an opinionated woman from the northwest. Truth is that Doc is mighty busy of late with her Big Stick music duties and her sculpture pursuits, so we figure giving Mary a crack as a substitute blogger might be a good idea. Being that Drag Racing Underground is known as the strongest advocate of free speech among drag racing web sites, we're willing to give this outspoken lady a guest spot when Doc is too busy to blog. Please keep in mind that the thoughts and opinions expressed by Mary Murray with her MARY'S MOUTHPIECE blog submissions do not necessarily reflect those of Drag Racing Underground. Without further ado, we give you Mary Murray...


HEY YOU GUYS!!! Wake up and smell the coffee! Drink the coffee and then have another cup on me. I'm Mary. I going to put my cards right on the table. I am happy as a kitty in a yarn warehouse to be able to communicate with you once again on the drag racing web page best known for insightful thought and unrestricted freedom of expression. My last appearance here caused what I've been told to be an "unprecedented amount of negative emails" sent to the Drag Racing Underground bosses. And I was told that many of the emails were of an "extremely severely angry nature"... Yes, I understand that when I express my opinions, they don't always jive with everyone else, but that's just how this bold lady rolls-- Anyways-- Today I want to share with you all my unbridled joy for my hunk of a hero John Force. So many millennials write in to Drag Racing Underground mocking me, and telling me how they believe John Force is "all washed up" and should retire from drag racing and be "put out to pasture"-- HA!! I say!! That's phooey dooey huey balderdash!! 'Cause it just so happens that John "Brute" Force scored his 2,500th round win, and 148th Funny Car career victory at yesterday's NHRA Gatornationals in Gainesville, Florida! Not too shabby, all you snooty smartypants naysayers! That sure doesn't sound like a "washed up" racer to me! John "Brute" Force, the winningest Funny Car racer in NHRA history, and sixteen-time world champion, defeated hotshots Del Worsham, "Fast" Jack Beckman, Tommy Johnson Jr. and Jonnie Lindberg to reach the pinnacle of the incredibly tough Gatornationals' flopper field. After John won the final round, it gave me so much pleasure to see his wife and lovely racing daughters jumping for joy on the Gainesville starting line, especially because me and my seven cats were also jumping for joy on my living room couch right with them! John Force still has the proverbial "right stuff" to go rounds and make it to the winner's circle!!... I want to end this here blog with a very special message for everyone. We all love cheap clothes and electronics bargains, but can we all please join the fight against overseas child slavery, and do our part to eliminate child slave labor in our lifetime. Thank you...