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Welcome to Diana 'The Doc' Thomas' official Blog ... A radio interviewer once referred to Diana as being a 'Celebrity Drag Racing Authority & Visionary'... Diana has indeed filled the shoes (or fire boots) as truly being America's foremost 'Celebrity Drag Racing Authority & Visionary'... Diana is known for being somewhat controversial at times... She writes the truth... Diana tells it like it is about drag racing and other topical issues-- You've seen Diana 'The Doc' Thomas on our DVDs, with Bret Kepner on ESPN, and in all the major media... Don't miss your opportunity to read her daily blog right here at DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND... Diana's blog gives you a daily dose of truth and reality with heart... Diana's unique and refreshing perspective is unlike anything else on the drag racing web... We strongly recommend that you bookmark this page now... Be sure you check in daily to experience & enjoy Diana's unique insight, worldly wisdom and perspective...

Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you...TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER...Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were assigned by the Heavenly Drag Racing Association for a revolutionary straightline do-gooder mission of all missions -- one that finally facilitated Maria's longtime requests to the H.D.R.A. administration, to give her the opportunity to drive a race car in competition. Sebastian's forced to watch from the sidelines for this assignment, due to this mission requiring the team compete in the Darkside Drag Racing Association's 'Planet X Program' -- a program featuring all female drivers -- nasty gals from the darkside of the drag racing afterlife, who race and behave in dirty fiendish fashion. It's a beach dragster bikini league that subscribes to a sleazy, beatnik "beach party" scene of hedonistic depravity, while serving as one of the darkside afterlife's most brutally tough of sand digger drag racing sanctioned competitions. It's a truly rough n' tumble, sandy, and way-sinister drag racing scene!! Maria was fortunate to put 'Dastardly Darla' on the trailer in a 'too-close-for-comfort' sand dragster duel, however, she now finds herself in a tricky situation as the race's 'after party' has kicked into a beatnik affair of sleazy degenerating activity...

 Whacked-out, weirdo beatnik music begins playing loudly over the track's public address system -- then a rowdy party that feeds completely on depraved debauchery immediately ensues!!!... "Uh, I'm getting a little uncomfortable with this situation, and where this, ahem, party seems to be going." Maria says under her breath to her longtime do-gooder  teammates... Sure, it's dandy spectacularly grand that Maria just won the sinister sand dragster competition, while making her debut effort occupying the driver's seat, BUT, Good Golly Miss Molly!! -- This deranged darkside 'beach party' is becoming just a bit too freaky for our upstanding crew to easily endure!!  'Dastardly Darla' and all the darkside girls are dancing in a lewd and tasteless way to the blaring manic beatnik beat. All the gruesome darkside guys are panting heavily while watching the women dance about in shameful gyrations... 'Dastardly Darla' yells out to Maria "Hey, Maria! For being a winner, you sure ain't a very groovy chick when it comes to celebrating!!! Get over here, chick, and start shakin' it with me and the other gals!!!"...

Maria has that 'deer in the headlights' look come over her, as she quickly contemplates whether or not she's going to continue her convincing 'low-life lady' masquerade, and join in on the sleazy, hedonistic, gyrating dancing that all the other gals are engaging in, or if she's simply going to implore leader Larry Lamb to initiate a fast-exit and teleportation the heck out of this heated hedonistic hoedown?!?... If she chooses to stay and endure the depraved dance party, her and our gang might have a far better chance of further infiltrating this unruly gang, and gaining valuable opposition intelligence. However, if our crew decides to abruptly split and teleports home, their cover may be blown, and the mission as a whole won't be nearly as much of a success from an intelligence gathering standpoint!... Maria takes a deep breath, rolls her eyes a little to show her teammates that she's gonna stick it out and stay in this game "Sure, Darla!!" Maria shouts "Of course I'm, gonna dance! I wouldn't miss the chance to dance and party since I just shut you down good on the sand strip!!"... All the gals and guys who can hear the back and forth between Maria and Darla blurt out a collective "Wooooo!" in response to Maria's sassy comeback... One of 'Dastardly Darla's' eyebrows on her green-tinted ghoulish face arches and raises high on her forehead in cringing ire...

"Holy smokes," squawks Peter The Parrot "I thinks that Darla dame is starting to steam up!"... "Yes, literally and figuratively." chimes in Sebastian "I believe that this party has the potential of turning into a brutal brawl!!"... "I suspect that Darla is itching for a fight with our sweet Maria." says Fred The Wrench... "Hmm," speaks leader Larry Lamb as he rubs his woolly chin "We're certainly learning an awful lot about the ways of these darkside hoodlums, and that's great for our opposition intelligence gathering, but, I wonder how long Maria and all of us can keep up this creepy low-life masquerade??"...  The beatnik drumbeat gets faster in tempo. The dancing accelerates quickly in gyration speed, to the point where it's a surreal beatnik mind trip utilizing manic metaphysical features!! Maria skips right in front of Darla, and rapidly builds up her own rate of gyration to the wicked warp speed that the darkside girls are dancing...

"Oh, man!" says Fred The Wrench "These gals are clocking in some high RPMs with their internal crankshafts!!"... "It's gettin' downright scary!!" squawks Peter The Parrot "They're all gyrating into a warped-speed metaphysical blur!!"... "Not too mention the fact that all the gruesome guys are now starting to rotate their heads at a nearly equally sinister speed!" adds Larry Lamb "Look at Maria! Somehow she's managed to alter her molecules and body mass to do this deranged dance like the rest of them!! How can she possibly maintain this manic movement and stay together as a spirit!?!"... The entire beach party has taken a torrid, turbulent turn to where it appears as if the basic laws of physics are being completely thrown out the window!!! The beatnik music has morphed into a potent pulsating hum that sounds like hundreds of thousands of un-grounded amplifiers!!! What was once 'suggestive' dancing by the ladies, has become much more of a dangerously frantic warp-speed fandango!!! The beatnik guys are also displaying a warp-speed metaphysical ability to manipulate the motion of their bodies as they lustfully drool at the accelerated movement of the women!!! Maria and 'Dastardly Darla' are now bouncing off each other in a static electric whirlwind of warp-speed inertia gone cockeyed haywire!!! All the sand from the beach is rising into the air and spiraling like Kansas twisters on steroids!!! The sand dragsters have become airborne!!!  WE MUST ASK THE QUESTION --  HAS OUR HEAVENLY DRAG RACING DO-GOODER CREW FINALLY BIT OFF MORE THAN THEY CAN POSSIBLY METAPHYSICALLY CHEW?!?!?

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER...  Looks like the sleazy sand dragster race 'after party' has become a hedonistic dance of depravity, that's now switched into a high-hybrid gear of metaphysically motivated mayhem!!! The dancing girls, especially Maria and 'Dastardly Darla', are gyrating and bouncing off each other in a warped speed fiendish fandango!!! The guys are also locked into a ghoulish warped-speed darkside induced possession of their deranged spirits!!! Sand is blowing around like a thousand terrible tornadoes, while all the sand dragsters are flying through the muggy air like bombastic beach balls!!! THIS BEACH PARTY HAS REACHED A SINISTER STAGE!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.


Today we're introducing a new feature here on the Drag Racing Underground blog page. It's called The Drag Racing Thought of the Day... This feature will highlight a profound righteous thought or upstanding honest reflection that's recently come to my mind, that I justifiably feel is worth sharing with you and all the regular readers of this blog. I believe that this new feature will give me an additional opportunity to express ideas and opinions related to drag racing, that come from a far more ethically and morally virtuous mindset, than most of the blowhard biased babble we're so used to seeing driveled elsewhere on some of the drag racing internet... This feature is for both young and old members of the drag racing community to absorb and contemplate...

 

 




Dragsters de jour along with a superb soup-to-nuts interesting variety of other speedy samplings of nostalgia drag racing machinery were served up on a scrumptious phat platter at yesterday's 38th annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN.  On the ultra-extensive menu were diggers, altereds, the East Coast Gassers, nostalgia super stockers, the 422 All Stars, classics from the Ida Automotive stable, hot rods, rat rods, muscle cars, roadsters, street rods, show cars, unique oddities, etc, etc (whew!-- if variety is indeed truly the spice of life, the OLD TIME DRAGS was quite the spicy old school shindig for sure!!!)... There were vendors with all sorts of groovy memorabilia and drag racing related merchandise. Lots of stuff  to see and absorb. It proved to be such a "family friendly" event with all different generations of people, young and old, enjoying the day. The proverbial "blast from the past" mantra was in full effect and made a substantial impact on your gearhead oriented psyche -- It was definitely a drag racing  "time traveling experience" for the ages... Despite a less than favorable weather forecast for the weekend, and lingering overcast clouds, the car count and spectator numbers were pretty darn impressive. I enjoyed meeting up with a lot of old and new friends alike (many of you who told me that you read this blog with regularity, and I genuinely do appreciate you all for that -- I really do!!!). Special thanks to all the teams, racers, spectators and vendors for making the gathering a super fun success-- and thanks also goes out to the steadfast Raceway Park staff for putting the whole show together and keeping it running smooth throughout the day. I'm already looking forward to next year's 39th edition of the OLD TIME DRAGS!!!...

 

 

Dragsters de jour and so much more made yesterday's E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS fast family fun for everyone!


As this post goes to print on Sunday July 23rd at 7:30am, the official word from Old Bridge Township Raceway Park is that the OLD TIME DRAGS event is still on the schedule. We did receive substantial rain overnight around here, however, skies are clear and it's not raining at present (7:30am). If you'd like to get official updates, you can call Raceway Park at 732-446-7800. We scrapped our usual "SUNDAY FUNNIES THAT AREN'T NECESSARILY THAT FUNNY" feature today, so I could give one last cyber shout-out about the OLD TIME DRAGS event..

The 38th Annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN is still scheduled for today, Sunday July 23rd, as I write this blog at 7:30am. You can get official updates from Raceway Park by calling 732-446-7800...  I'm really looking forward to this 'oldies but goodies' gathering and supreme speedster shindig! There's going to be a wide variety of nostalgia themed rides filling the pits and storming down the historic E'Town quartermile drag strip-- Diggers, Funny Cars, Altereds, The East Coast Gassers, Stockers, Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Roadsters, Street Rods, Show Cars, Classic Car Oddities, etc, etc... This event is open to all 1987 or older vehicles. Ida's Top 5 will be chosen by hot rod legends Bob & Rob Ida. The 422 All Stars will be making a grand appearance... There's going to be memorabilia and vendors with all kinds of groovy drag racing related merchandise on display and for sale to the public. I highly recommend this exciting event for your entire family and for all different generations, because this event is known as being one of the most "family friendly" of all the different nostalgia races from across the map! It's truly a proverbial "blast from the past"! -- It's a time traveling experience you definitely do not want to miss!... The OLD TIME DRAGS is the longest running nostalgia drag racing event in the entire nation! Gates open 8am, time trials 10am, eliminations 1pm. Once again, for official updates from Raceway Park you can phone 732-446-7800... Additional information is also posted at racewaypark.com

 

 


Yes, I realize from receiving several emails over the last few days (especially from some readers on the opposite coastline), that there's a handful of you who are growing somewhat tired of seeing me promote the same eastern nostalgia event for days in a row, but, I ask those people to please try to understand how important it is for me to help support a faction of the drag racing community that's genuinely in need of exposure. Ya see, here in the northeast, the whole nostalgia drags thing isn't nearly as much of a phat n' popular scene as it is in places like California -- So please try to understand where I'm coming from, as being an advocate (one of very few) for the northeastern nostalgia scene -- Thanks in advance for your understanding...

The 38th Annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN is going to be happen TOMORROW Sunday July 23rd!!! I sure hope that you are making plans to be at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in Englishtown, New Jersey, for this old school drag racing super summertime spectacular! I know that I certainly am! I'm really looking forward to this 'oldies but goodies' gathering and supreme speedster shindig! There's going to be a wide variety of nostalgia themed rides filling the pits and storming down the historic E'Town quartermile drag strip-- Diggers, Funny Cars, Altereds, The East Coast Gassers, Stockers, Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Roadsters, Street Rods, Show Cars, Classic Car Oddities, etc, etc... This event is open to all 1987 or older vehicles. Ida's Top 5 will be chosen by hot rod legends Bob & Rob Ida. The 422 All Stars will be making a grand appearance... There's going to be memorabilia and vendors with all kinds of groovy drag racing related merchandise on display and for sale to the public. I highly recommend this exciting event for your entire family and for all different generations, because this event is known as being one of the most "family friendly" of all the different nostalgia races from across the map! It's truly a proverbial "blast from the past"! -- It's a time traveling experience you definitely do not want to miss!... The OLD TIME DRAGS is the longest running nostalgia drag racing event in the entire nation! Gates open 8am, time trials 10am, eliminations 1pm. BE THERE!!!... For more information please feel free to visit racewaypark.com

 

 

Don't run the risk of turning into a pumpkin! Be sure to attend tomorrow's OLD TIME DRAGS event at E'town!!!


Yes, it's Friday -- And as you are probably already well aware, usually on Friday's, we run our regularly scheduled "FEEDBACK FRIDAY" feature. However, since most of our postings over the last several days have been dedicated solely to promoting this Sunday's E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS event, and we haven't really received that many emails of conflicting opinions regarding those posts, we decided to scrap the "FEEDBACK FRIDAY" feature today, and use today's blog space to further promote Sunday's OLD TIME DRAGS. We're sure that the usual "FEEDBACK FRIDAY" feature will return to this page next Friday...

The 38th Annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN is going to be happening THIS SUNDAY July 23rd!!! I sure hope that you are making plans to be at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in Englishtown, New Jersey, for this old school drag racing super summertime spectacular! I know that I certainly am! I'm really looking forward to this 'oldies but goodies' speedster shindig! There's going to be a wide variety of nostalgia themed rides filling the pits and storming down the historic E'Town quartermile drag strip-- Diggers, Funny Cars, Altereds, The East Coast Gassers, Stockers, Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Roadsters, Street Rods, Show Cars, Classic Car Oddities, etc, etc... This event is open to all 1987 or older vehicles. Ida's Top 5 will be chosen by hot rod legends Bob & Rob Ida. The 422 All Stars will be making a grand appearance... There's going to be memorabilia and vendors with all kinds of groovy drag racing related merchandise on display and for sale. I highly recommend this exciting event for your entire family and for all different generations, because this event is known as being one of the most "family friendly" of all the different nostalgia races from across the map! It's truly a proverbial "blast from the past"! -- It's a time traveling experience you definitely do not want to miss!... The OLD TIME DRAGS is the longest running nostalgia drag racing event in the entire nation! Gates open 8am, time trials 10am, eliminations 1pm. BE THERE!!!... For more information please feel free to visit racewaypark.com

 

 

We're only days away from this years edition of E'Town's OLD TIME DRAGS event. I suggest that you BE THERE!


We originally planned for today's blog to run Franky's & Felicia's picks for this weekend's Mopar Mile-High NHRA Nationals. However, Franky was recently involved in a serious "road rage" related incident, when he was allegedly "cut off" the Brooklyn Queens Expressway by a driver wearing a Yankees cap. And yes, we all know how strongly Franky feels that New Yorkers should be supporting the Mets and not the Yankees. An altercation ensued. To make a long story short, we've temporarily suspended Franky from his duties, so therefore today's scheduled Franky & Felicia picks had to be scrapped. In its place, we're printing a promotion for this Sunday's OLD TIME DRAGS event...

The 38th Annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN is happening THIS SUNDAY July 23rd!!! I sure hope that you're making plans to be at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in Englishtown, New Jersey, for this old school drag racing super summertime spectacular! I know that I am! I'm really looking forward to it! There's going to be a wide variety of nostalgia themed rides filling the pits and storming down the historic E'Town quartermile drag strip-- Diggers, Funny Cars, Altereds, The East Coast Gassers, Stockers, Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Roadsters, Street Rods, Show Cars, Vintage Motorcycles, Classic Car Oddities, etc, etc... This event is open to all 1987 or older vehicles.  Ida's Top 5 will be chosen by hot rod legends Bob & Rob Ida. The 422 All Stars will be making a grand appearance... There's going to be memorabilia and vendors with all kinds of groovy drag racing related merchandise on display and for sale. I highly recommend this exciting event for your entire family and for all different generations, because this event is known as being one of the most "family friendly" of all the different nostalgia races from across the map! It's truly a proverbial "blast from the past"! -- It's a time traveling experience you definitely do not want to miss!... The OLD TIME DRAGS is the longest running nostalgia drag racing event in the entire nation! Gates open 8am, time trials 10am, eliminations 1pm. BE THERE!!!... For more information please feel free to visit racewaypark.com

 

 

Yours truly at last year's E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS event. You can bet your sweet bippy I'll be back this Sunday!!


Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you...TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER...Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were assigned by the Heavenly Drag Racing Association for a revolutionary straightline do-gooder mission of missions, that finally facilitated Maria's longtime requests to the H.D.R.A. administration, to give her the opportunity to actually drive a bona-fide race car in competition. Sebastian's forced to watch from the sidelines for this assignment, not occupying the driver's seat, due to this mission requiring the team compete in the Darkside Drag Racing Association's 'Planet X Program' -- It's a program featuring all female drivers-- and ONLY female drivers-- Nasty gals from the darkside of the drag racing afterlife, who race and behave in a downright dirty fiendish fashion. It's a beach dragster bikini league that subscribes to a sleazy, and beatnik "beach party" scene of extreme hedonistic depravity, while serving as one of the darkside afterlife's most brutally tough of sand digger drag racing sanctioned competitions. It's a truly rough and tumble, sandy and sinister drag racing scene!! Maria finds herself paired up against the darkside's current sand dragging creepy champion 'Dastardly Darla'...

 Darla's sleazy beatnik mechanic and sidekick, Slitzy, suggested a wicked wager for the dueling ladies, a wager that calls for the loser to have to eat a 6 foot long, beach sand submarine sandwich. Despite that being such a grotesque consequence should she lose, Maria stayed true to her 'rough gal' persona masquerade, that she's successfully publicly played so far, and she agreed to the warped wager... "Fire 'em up!" says a ghastly looking member of the sand strip's starting line staff... Both Maria and Darla activate their respective rides, and the sound of cackle echoes throughout the seedy overcast beach. Shabby looking grandstands constructed from worn and brittle beachwood are filled to capacity with drooling, deranged beatnik ghouls. The girls do their sandy burnouts, and then are pushed into the staging beams. A gurgling announcer's voice shouts out a countdown to launch the ladies to race "5 -4 -3 -2 -1!!!"... Both gals lean into it and aggressively leave the starting line. The sand diggers are in close parity as they blitz strong out of the gate. Darla and Maria remain close together as they pass the 1/8th mile mark. Darla then gets a lead of a few feet as they race into the final stretch of the sandy strip. Maria tries desperately to punch one last accelerating stab of horsepower on the pedal, and miraculously manages to successfully activate the win light by inches!!...

The dragsters pop parachutes and eventually slow down to a stop. Both Maria and Darla emerge out of their dragsters' cockpits... 'Dastardly Darla' angrily storms toward Maria and shouts "I HAD A SAND FLEA CRAWL UP MY NOSE!!! I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE!!!!"... Darla stands mean and firm in her jet-black flamed skimpy bikini... A more subdued Maria in her more respectable pink bikini rapidly replies in an ultra-tough girl tone  "Whatever, whatever, you're the one who is going to be eating a 6 foot long beach sand submarine sandwich, Darla!!!"... Team leader Larry Lamb, crew chief Fred The Wrench, Sebastian and Peter The Parrot are in awe of Maria's ability to convincingly fit-in, and play her roughneck role in this wickedly depraved racing arena. The fans are boldly bloodthirsty to see loser 'Dastardly Darla' eat the mammoth-sized sand-filled sub sandwich, as a ghastly track official hands her one to devour. Darla opens her mouth wide and bites into the long sandwich made with nothing but a heaping quantity of grimy beach sand-- she then spins her illuminating, fiendish green-tinted head in frantic, manic, maniacal rotations, and devours the entire 6 foot sandwich in a matter of just a few seconds. This excites the creepy capacity crowd into an eerily enthusiastic frenzy!!!...

Then whacked-out, weirdo beatnik music starts playing loudly over the track's PA system, and a party atmosphere of depraved debauchery immediately ensues!!!... "Uh, I'm getting a little uncomfortable with this situation, and where this, ahem, party seems to be going." Maria says under her breath to her teammates... Sure, it's great that Maria just won the sand dragster duel, and her fist attempt at occupying the driver's seat, but this darkside 'beach party' is possibly becoming a bit too freaky for our do-gooders to endure!!! 'Dastardly Darla' and all the darkside girls are dancing in a lewd and tasteless seductive way to the blaring beatnik beat, as all the gruesome guys are panting heavily while watching them... Darla then yells out to Maria "Hey, Maria! For being a winner, you sure ain't a very groovy chick when it comes to celebrating!!! Get over here and start shakin' it with me and the other gals!!!"... Maria has that 'deer in the headlights' look come over her, as she quickly contemplates whether or not she's going to continue her 'low-life lady' masquerade, and join in on the sleazy, hedonistic, gyrating dancing -- OR if she's going to implore leader Larry Lamb to initiate a fast-exit and teleportation out of here?!?!?... If she chooses to stay and endure the depraved dance party, her and our gang might have a better chance of further infiltrating this unruly gang, and gaining valuable opposition intelligence. However, if our crew abruptly splits and teleports home, their cover may be blown and the mission as a whole won't nearly be as much of a success from an intelligence gathering standpoint!!! WHAT WILL MARIA AND OUR DO-GOODER CREW DO?!?!?...

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER...  Looks like Maria is now immersed in quite a pickle of a dilemma!!! Should she stay and do a hedonistic dance of depravity with 'Dastardly Darla' and the other darkside girls?!?! Or should she cut rope, jump ship and split this sick and sleazy beach party?!? It's really up to Maria, because if she was seen asking Larry Lamb or the rest of the gang what to do, she could appear as being 'weak', and lose all the nasty, mean street credibility she's gained over the course of this race day -- not to mention the opportunity to gain further opposition observation intelligence!!!...  IT'S A TOUGH DECISION THAT NEEDS TO BE MADE QUICKLY!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.


The 38th Annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN is happening THIS SUNDAY July 23rd!!! I sure hope that you're making plans to be at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in Englishtown, NJ for this old school drag racing super spectacular! There's going to be a wide variety of nostalgia themed rides filling the pits and storming the strip-- Dragsters, Funny Cars, Altereds, The East Coast Gassers, Stockers, Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Roadsters, Street Rods, Show Cars, Classic Car Oddities, etc, etc... This event is open to all 1987 or older vehicles.  Ida's Top 5 will be chosen by hot rod legends Bob & Rob Ida. The 422 All Stars will be making a grand appearance... There's going to be memorabilia and vendors with all kinds of groovy stuff for sale. I highly recommend this event for your entire family and for all different generations, because this event is known as being one of the most "family friendly" of all the different nostalgia races from across the map! It's a blast from the past -- It's a time traveling experience you definitely do not want to miss!... The OLD TIME DRAGS is the longest running nostalgia drag racing event in the entire nation! Gates open 8am, time trials 10am, eliminations 1pm. BE THERE!!!... For more information please feel free to visit racewaypark.com

 

 

The grooviness of E'Town's OLD TIME DRAGS is hard to describe in words. Experience it for yourself SUNDAY!!


The 38th Annual E'Town OLD TIME DRAGS & ROD RUN is happening THIS SUNDAY July 23rd!!! I sure hope that you're making plans to be at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in Englishtown, NJ for this old school drag racing spectacular! There's going to be a wide variety of nostalgia themed rides filling the pits and storming the strip-- Dragsters, Funny Cars, Altereds, The East Coast Gassers, Stockers, Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Roadsters, Street Rods, Show Cars, Classic Car Oddities, etc, etc... This event is open to all 1987 or older vehicles. The North East Timing Organization will once again be on the property with their fleet of fabulous speedy classics. Ida's Top 5 will be chosen by hot rod legends Bob & Rob Ida. The 422 All Stars will be making an appearance... There's going to be memorabilia and vendors with all kinds of groovy stuff for sale. I highly recommend this event for your entire family and for all different generations, because this event is known as being one of the most "family friendly" of all the nostalgia races across the map! It's a blast from the past -- It's a time traveling experience you definitely do not want to miss!... The OLD TIME DRAGS is the longest running nostalgia drag racing event in the entire nation! Gates open 8am, time trials 10am, eliminations 1pm. BE THERE!!!... For more information please feel free to visit racewaypark.com

 

 

Yours truly urging YOU to be at E'Town's OLD TIME DRAGS happening THIS SUNDAY July 23rd!!!! BE THERE!!!!