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THE HALLOWEEN DRAG RACING TALE OF "GOOSEFACE GUNZO"...

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With today being HALLOWEEN, my assistant Stephanie suggested that we run Drag Racing Underground's traditional drag racing HALLOWEEN tale of "GOOSEFACE GUNZO"... We'll most likely run our regularly scheduled "Feedback Friday" feature for tomorrow's blog installment.........



This is a terrible tale of a drag racer, his feminine sidekick, and a trip from an unsuccessful day at the drags gone woefully wrong... It was back in the mid 1960s, there was a dragster racer from the Midwest known as "Gooseface Gunzo", he certainly wasn't one of the most popular of drivers on the circuit, but his reputation for being a showman (and a show-off) preceded him. Folks called him "Gooseface" for obvious reasons, at first glance, his facial features uncannily resembled that of a goose. While he wasn't one of the best looking men to ever drive a digger, he had the love of his gorgeous girlfriend and back-up girl sidekick affectionately known as "Gooseface Gloria", although Gloria's facial features had no resemblance to the bird of the same name, she actually shared a striking likeness with Italian film star Gina Lollobrigida... The tale is told that the two were driving at dusk, after a match race at the now defunct West Hampton Dragway in rural Long Island, New York. The two were driving along in their humble pick-up truck, towing their dragster on a simple open-air trailer. They were having a bit of an argument because Gunzo felt that after completing his first round burnout, Gloria didn't back him up properly into the groove of the race track, causing him to be short on traction and lose the round to his opponent. Their argument quickly became heated, and Gunzo, who was driving, wasn't paying proper attention to the road. All of a sudden, Gloria screamed at Gunzo, "LOOK OUT!!!", as she pointed to a large flock of geese who were crossing the dimly lit rural road. In an attempt to avoid hitting the large number of geese, Gunzo overreacted, and drove perilously into a large pond of water that was located just over a small embankment on the roadside. Sadly, the pick-up truck, the dragster in tow, "Gooseface Gunzo", and "Gooseface Gloria" all quickly sank to their demise at the bottom of the pond, ironically known as "Goose Pond", because it's a body of water where flocks of geese frequently gather. It's said that at times, even to this day, when dusk falls on the eerie pond, you can still hear the faint, ghostly quibble between "Gooseface Gunzo" and "Gooseface Gloria" arguing over their first round loss, as the geese merrily swim about and congregate among themselves...

 

 Hope you enjoyed our haunting drag racing Halloween tale of '60's digger driver "Gooseface Gunzo" and his feminine sidekick "Gooseface Gloria". Their unsettling tale of untimely demise is not for the faint of heart. Here's one of the only known renderings of "Gooseface" and his dragster from a vintage T-Shirt recently found at a Midwestern drag strip swap meet.

"Goosface Gunzo" dragster image and story copyright DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.

 

Doc used to do drag racing picks. She was unbelievably great at picking winners, confirming her so-called "visionary" talents. It was like Doc had a crystal ball giving her advance notice of who was going be in the winner's circle. Over the years we've been getting requests for Doc to once again put her tipster talents to work and write drag racing picks. However, with her current music and art related workload, that's just not possible... So we figured out another way to have an exciting and entertaining "tipster" feature here on the web site. We've recruited the psychic sibling team of Juniper and Zagar. This brother and sister psychic phenom both LOVE drag racing a whole heck of a lot!! They're young....They're fun.... And now they're DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND's very own exclusive psychic sibling tipsters... So without further ado, we present Juniper and Zagar... 


Juniper: Hi everybody. My brother and I are so psyched that Drag Racing Underground has given us this opportunity to exercise our psychic abilities and do our picks on this popular cyber page!

 

Zagar: Yeah! This is soooooooo awesome!


Juniper: This coming weekend is the 14th annual NHRA Toyota Nationals at The Strip at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. We're going to give you the names of the drivers who will be winning "Wallys" and spending time having their pictures taken in the winner's circle. My brother has recently been reinstated on a probationary basis to his prediction duties after being suspended for the two events prior to Maple Grove. A lot of you readers have written in asking that I post my predictions while Zagar was suspended. I have stated to the Drag Racing Underground administration on several occasions that I have no desire to post my race predictions solo. I only agree to do this with my brother and only when my brother is included. We are known as Toledo, Ohio's, most respected psychic sibling team, and I only wish to do this when doing so as a psychic teammate with my brother... AND I've been asked by my administrative superiors to tell you that Doc hasn't forgotten about the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Sandy, she'll be blogging about it in the next few days, and she'll also be blogging about the Sayreville, NJ, bullying incident in the very near future too.

 

Zagar: You're one heck of a good sister, Juniper! I appreciate your firm position of only doing this when I'm doing it too. I'm trying my best to work on my behavioral issues with my assigned counselors. I'm glad that I have been reinstated to my psychic duties since Maple Grove. I want to thank all of you readers, many of you being pro racers and crew members, for writing me personally with your well wishes. I can't tell you how much that means to me.  I must also tell you that I've recently received a whole heap of "hate mail" from those of you who believe I should be permanently discharged from doing this, to you people who hate me so much, you should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm still a child, and my family, counselors, and superiors at Drag Racing Underground believe I deserve another chance to work on improving my behavior... And I just want to say something in regards to the Sayreville High School incident, if anyone tried that kind of bullying business at our school, I would pummel them down to the ground! Bullies are ninnies... That said, today my little sister and I are both going to psychically tune-in to what's gonna happen at the upcoming Vegas race, the town that our dad says is where weak men gamble too much money and fall prey to floozy women! LOL!


Juniper: Let's get right to our predictions. In the Top Fuel class I'm feeling that Tony Schumacher is destined for the winner's circle. Late last night the voice of a visionary butterfly from the Milky Way galaxy spoke to me in clear tones as I was just on the verge of falling asleep in my bed, and it informed me that Tony Schumacher is going to be undeniably unbeatable in Las Vegas for The Toyota Nationals. The driver that so many men and women who serve this country in military gear refer to as "The Sarge", will be ordering all the other Top Fuel dragster pilots to report to their trailers with losing timeslips in hand. I have never felt so sure about the outcome of the Top Fuel class as I do for this event. Tony will be the Capricorn astrology-signed racer to capture the Vegas prize money and bragging rights.


Zagar: My various star charts indicate that Tony Schumacher and his team will not be capable of winning the final round, however, he'll make it to the final round, and face off with Brittany Force, in a rematch of what happened at Maple Grove. We all know that Tony beat Brittany at The Grove, and she had to settle for the runner-up spot-- BUT, in Vegas, it will be Tony Schumacher being the one to settle for second best, and Brittany's going on to activate the winlight. Brittany Force will avenge her Maple Grove final round defeat to Tony Schumacher on Sunday afternoon. So, I definitely do not agree with your Top Fuel prediction, sis!!-- Yes, "The Sarge" is tough, but he won't be tough enough to beat the bold and beautiful Brittany Force this time around!... And look, I'm aware of that fact that my naysayers think I'm "nuts" every single time I put my psychic reputation on the line predicting a win for Britanny. But I don't care! I can feel it in my bones that the Vegas race is finally going to be Brittany's big break. Brittany Force is your surefire NHRA Toyota Nationals winner in her Castrol Edge dragster, and you can tell all your friends and relatives that "Zagar The Great Wonderboy Psychic" told you so!

 

Juniper:  Moving on to the Nitro Funny Car class. I'm choosing the elder John "Brute" Force to sink the rest of the "Funny Car field" at the track located so close to the slot machines of the world's premier gambling destination... The Castrol GTX sponsored Ford flopper is going to be flying wicked-fast this weekend. I had an adorable ladybug land on my sandals yesterday afternoon, and the ladybug looked up at me, sending me a telepathic message, clearly indicating that John Force will be hauling his hot rod heap to victory. John Force is a talented Taurus who won't be taking no bull come race day!! And even despite the news of wrench Jimmy Prock now destined to be switching over to Schumacher's racing camp, I believe that nothing will be able to alter the winning mindset and attitude of John Force!!-- "Daddy Force" can stay cool and focused through practically any type of personnel shake-up or crew related circumstance.


Zagar: John Force is a great guy, driver, and father, but I respectfully disagree with my sister's Funny Car pick... Although I am sticking with the Force team for both of the nitro classes this weekend, but my predictions lean towards the fairer sex of the Force driving stable. As you know, I already picked Brittany for Top Fuel-- So, I'm gonna pick Courtney Force in her TRAXXAS Ford Mustang to blow everyone's door off in Nitro Funny Car (even though my sister constantly reminds me every time I use that expression that Funny Cars DO NOT have doors). And yes, Courtney may even be seen putting her own dad on the trailer this weekend. I do have a strong psychic notion that father and daughter will have to dance together in an early round of competition. Courtney's the Gemini signed gearhead for me! The same woman who was the first to win the 100th female pro victory in NHRA racing is going to demonstrate to the crowd that she truly is a "Force" to be reckoned with in Vegas! And for all my naysayers out there, all you people who write me nasty letters, saying I put my "puberty" before common sense when making my predictions, I am telling you right now that I am NOT just picking Courtney Force because of her super foxy layout that I saw in my dad's ESPN magazine, that's not the case, I am picking her because my expert psychic skills tell me there's no way she can lose this time! I'm not a sexist, I'm a PSYCHIC!!

 

Juniper: Wow! Those are pretty strong words, brother Zagar!... Let's talk about Pro Stock. I did my homework and checked most of the Pro Stock racers' personalized astrology charts. I have come to the conclusion that we'll be seeing none other than the event's defending champ Shane Gray going to The Strip at Las Vegas Motor Speedway's winner's circle. He has this one in the bag like nobody's business! Also look for Shane Gray to record a new track record (both Mile Per Hour AND Elapsed Time!). He'll be mopping up the entire "factory hot rod" field with his competition crushing Camaro! And this particular prediction has been confirmed not only by studying my astrology charts, but also by consulting with my newly purchased crystal ball... I will even go as far to predict that he's going to take out my brother's favorite girl, Erica Enders, in the second round!! What do you think of THAT, Zagar??

 

Zagar: You know, Juniper, I am trying very, very hard to control my emotions after that last off-the-cuff statement of yours, because I sure don't want to get suspended again for a lapse in behavioral standards. I don't know how you can possibly see Shane Gray beating Erica Enders in your new crystal ball. Maybe you need to take that crystal ball back to the psychic shop where you and mom bought it, and demand a full refund!!... Yes, it's no secret that Eric Enders Stevens is my all-time favorite girl in the history of NHRA Championship Drag Racing. Everyone knows that! It's become common knowledge among anyone who seriously follows drag racing these days. And I'm not at all ashamed to openly admit that's how I feel about Erica Enders Stevens... And I am going to tell you right now, as sure as I'm sitting here, that you WILL see Erica Enders Stevens MONOPOLIZE the Pro Stock category at Las Vegas. She's going to be on her game once again, in a big, Big, BIG WAY!!... I've done intense star chart research for a total of over 72 hours, I have racked my brain and pushed my psychic skills to the maximum in selecting Erica to win this weekend. I want to be perfectly clear right now, that I am not picking her because I have kind of a little bit of a crush on her, I'm picking Erica because I can personally guarantee to each and every person reading this, that she is absolutely bound for victory this weekend!! My prediction comes from psychic science, not just from some "flaky teen kid's stupid schoolboy crush" like some of the naysayers who write in say about me!!...  You know, we take our psychic duties very seriously, and we never let our personal feelings cloud our psychic judgement. Sure, we joke and kid around for fun, but we do take our work very seriously, right sis??


Juniper: Yes we do, big brother!! We've got the gift...  It's a very special gift that enables us to clearly look into the future, and then share our findings with the world. I am so grateful for this amazing ability that we are so very fortunate to possess!

 



Juniper and Zagar are the adorable sibling teen psychics who are the new darlings of the drag racing world. They're what all the big buzz is about! Everybody is talking about this loveable brother and sister psychic duo's uncanny ability to predict winners. If you have a question for Juniper & Zagar you can write them by using the "CONTACT US" link at the top of this page. Please be sure to write their names in the subject matter and include your date of birth. Juniper & Zagar are the exclusive property of Drag Racing Underground. Juniper's & Zagar's installments are for entertainment purposes only. All rights reserved. Copyright 2014.


TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... CHAPTER 35... GREMLINS BE GONE!!!...

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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?-- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact ... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire.

 

Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team finally wrapped up their quest to celebrate Fred The Wrench's birthday. An inebriated Fred The Wrench, along with his courageous cohorts were settled down back at heavenly headquarters, seated at the kitchen table, eating what remains of Fred's birthday cake. In the middle of relaxing and friendly conversation, Maria Conrad abruptly stated her case, insisting that she wants to be able to go on adventures regularly with the boys, and be hubby Sebastian's back-up girl, as she was promised she eventually would be when first joining the team... Leader Larry Lamb responded positively to Maria's request. The crew then shared a bottle of vintage 1787 Chateau Lafite wine, toasting Maria's promotion to back-up girl... But then, the joyful merriment was suddenly disrupted by the sound of an explosion!!!... KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!... "HEY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME FROM ME AND PETER'S BUNK ROOM!!!!!!" shouts a startled Fred The Wrench... The ghoulish magazine vendor from a drag strip swap meet, a corrosive creep from the 'dark dimension', enclosed a hidden explosive in one of the boxes that our gang brought home with them. There was also a capsule in the box that burst open with the explosion, releasing several gruesome, winged, spider-faced gremlins, who were now free to roam and violate our do-gooder's heavenly abode. Yes, one of the boxes of magazines attained for Fred's birthday, that was now situated by his bunk, has resulted in the most unexpected and undesirable of consequences!!... Larry then managed to conjure up an ancient chant that made all but one of the gremlins vanish, however, the one that remains is now in the kitchen, and growing in size at an accelerating rate!!..."OH MY, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE REAL TROUBLE!!!" blurts Larry Lamb, as he looks up at the standing, sinister, seething beast... "WHY DIDN'T YOUR CHANT WORK ON HIM?!?" a visibly shaken Sebastian asks Larry Lamb... "BECAUSE HE'S THE PUREST OF EVIL!!!" replies Larry, "THIS ONE ISN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!"...

 

"THE GREMLIN  IS SENDING ME WEIRD AND WORRISOME TELEPATHIC MESSAGES!!!" screams a manic Maria Conrad, "THE BEAST IS DEMANDING MY SOUL AS THE PRICE FOR ALL THE VINTAGE DRAG RACING MAGAZINES WE GRABBED FOR FRED'S BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!!"... "Oh no," says Larry, trying desperately to calm Maria down, "That's no fair trade. Your SOUL is STAYING with you. Don't you worry, Maria-- I'll take this giant gremlin down!!!"... Then the expanding gremlin that was just several inches high only a few minutes ago, is close to being 7 feet tall!!... "I CAN'T GET THIS MONSTER OUT OF MY MIND!!!" Maria continues screaming and shrieking at the very top of her lungs, "IT'S DEMANDING THAT I SUBMIT MY SOUL, OR IT SAYS THAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE ALL THE SOULS OF CHILDREN WHO'VE BEEN ORPHANED BY FALLEN DRAG RACERS OVER THE YEARS, AND STUFF THEIR SOULS INTO OLD EMPTY NITRO DRUMS SOMEWHERE ON THE DISTANT FRINGES OF HADES!!!".... "WHAT?!?!?!?" exclaims Sebastian in panic, "LARRY, IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON, I"LL TAKE THIS BEAST ON WITH MY BARE HANDS!!! WHAT HE'S THREATENING TO DO TO THOSE POOR CHILDREN'S SOULS  IS REPULSIVE!!!".... Larry Lamb realizes that this is about the most dire situation the team has encountered for quite some time. It's apparent that it's up to Larry to save Maria's and the children's souls from the creepy entity now covertly occupying their headquarters kitchen!!... Larry's wooly coat starts transforming into a shiny aluminum-like vintage drag racing firesuit-- and a drag racing respirator mask and helmet miraculously materializes on Larry's head... "STAND BACK!!!" Larry shouts through his respirator mask to his cohorts, "I'M GOING TO HIT THIS CREEP WITH SOME FIERCE NITRO FLAMES SUMMONED FROM THE DRAGSTERS OF DRAG RACING'S MOST COURAGEOUS FALLEN SPIRITS, THE VERY SAME RACERS WHO ARE THE FATHERS AND MOTHERS OF THE CHILDREN THAT THIS GRUESOME GREMLIN IS THREATENING!!!"... Then a large burst of flames emanates from Larry's body and spirit, a red-hot, all consuming pyrotechnic plethora of nitro-header-fire engulfs the growing gremlin, causing it to rapidly lose strength and mass... It begins to swiftly reduce in size... And its wolf-spider eyes no longer look as big as basketballs, they're once again looking like small, beady black jellybeans in their size...

 

"HEY," squawks Peter The Parrot, "NOW THE BEAST IS EVEN SMALLER THAN ME!!"... "Yeah" blurts Fred The Wrench, "Now that gremlin's back to the same size of when he and his eerie teammates first blew out of my drag racing magazine box!!"... "B-B-BUT HE'S STILL SENDING ME TELEPATHIC CHATTER, INSISTING THAT I GIVE HIM MY SOUL!!!" screams Maria, "MY BRAIN IS DRIVING ME CRAAAZY!!! AND I'M EXPERIENCING A SEVERE HEADACHE AND VERTIGO!!!! HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!!"... "Oh dear," says Larry Lamb, "there's one more thing I must do!!"... Larry takes what remains of the vintage 1787 Chateau Lafite vino that they were toasting Maria's back-up girl promotion with, and he slowly douses it over the gremlin's miniature body... "HEY, BOSS," says Fred The Wrench, "THAT'S ABOUT A THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DROP OF THAT EXPENSIVE WINE!!!"... "Yes, that's true," replies Larry, as the last couple of drops from the aged bottle drip down upon the now cowering gremlin, "but it's worth every cent, because this is what must be sacrificed in order to save our dear Maria's soul and spirit-- AND all those spirits of the children!!"... The gremlin then reduces to only an inch or two in height, and then completely fizzles away, disappearing into the abyss... "I DON'T HEAR THE GREMLIN IN MY HEAD ANYMORE!!!" shouts Maria with joy in her voice, "HE'S GONE!!! HE'S OUT OF MY HEAD!! MY SOUL MUST BE SAFE!!!"... Maria hugs hubby Sebastian while crying tears of happiness. The two engage in an emotional embrace, comforting each other... "Thank you, Larry!!" Maria says while her head rest on Sebastian's shoulder, "You are a miracle worker!!"... "You must learn to work miracles too, Maria." Larry says in a serious manner, "I will teach you and Sebastian some tricks of the paranormal trade, so that you'll both have a fighting chance when the forces of evil show themselves."... "Maria and I would greatly appreciate you teaching us some of your wise metaphysical ways, Larry." Sebastian says as he continues to hold on tightly to Maria, "We should all know how to help each other, and ourselves in the fight against the evil forces."... "Yeah," chimes in Fred The Wrench, "You got that right, Sebastian, it's a never-ending fight against the ghoulish creeps who threaten us from the darkside."... "Hey," squawks Peter The Parrot, "you're right about THAT, Fred. I should know, I used to be a member of a drag team from the dismal and dastardly darkside, they NEVER stop thinking of ways to ruin a do-gooder's day!!"... "Well," says Larry Lamb, as he grabs a couple of choice paranormal textbooks from a nearby shelf, and proceeds to hand one to Maria and the other to Sebastian, "You two lovebirds better read these helpful how-to books, they'll provide you with the kind of knowledge necessary to make it through our day-to-day adventures, with skills to provide you with a metaphysical safety net-- There's ancient chants, directions on body spinning techniques to fend off evil, amulet applications to smother the most sinister of intentions, and there's even a chapter on how to successfully maintain a happy and satisfying marriage in the heavenly hereafter!"... Maria blushes as a result of Larry's last remark, and then opens up her thick book to browse through the many chapters... "Wow!!" Maria says as she stares into the book, "There's even a chapter instructing one on the afterlife's official racetrack etiquette for drag racing back-up girls!!!"... "HEY?!?" says Sebastian as he pages through his copy of the book, "What's up with this female so-called Funny Car driver from the FUTURE?!? It says here that her name is Corby, er, Courtney Force, and heck, she's gosh, darn, plum-bop-baby-butt nekkid in this here photograph?!?... "HUBBA HUBBA!!" squawks Peter The Parrot, as he instantly flies-up onto Sebastian's shoulder to get himself a 'bird's-eye view' of the photo, "NICE GAMS!!"... And with that rather humorous distraction, everyone then collectively chuckles in light-hearted laughter...

 

 

 Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Unfortunately sometimes bad things secretly come in what on the surface appears to be good packages!!!... One of the boxes of drag racing magazines that our crew acquired from a ghastly vendor at a drag strip swap meet, had a 'sinister surprise' secretly enclosed, an explosive device that released several pint-sized paranormal pests from a small cryptic capsule. Larry Lamb's ancient chanting seemed to make them disappear, all but one-- And the one that remained expanded in size with each passing second-- AND was DEMANDING that Maria turn over her very own soul, or it was going to take the souls of orphaned children!! Fortunately, Larry Lamb knew how to send off the threatening beast to the dark abyss.  We're all thankful that Larry made the last lingering gremlin vanish from our team's heavenly headquarters... And it was certainly wise of Larry to then give Maria and Sebastian some reading material to better prepare them for future challenges of the metaphysical world... What's going to happen next?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

 

Stayed tuned next Wednesday for the next chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday).  TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2014 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.


I'LL POST "THE DIGS AT E'TOWN" 2015 SCHEDULE AS SOON AS I GET IT...

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Lots of folks are still beaming with enthusiasm over the incredible time we all had at this past weekend's "MONSTER BASH" edition of THE DIGS AT E'TOWN!! The massive car count and crowd was the largest that I've ever seen at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park's 1/8 mile old school & traditional drag racing series!! Grandstands were filled to the brim and folks were lined up 3-4 deep along the fence for the entire length of the track!! And yes, it's certainly no secret that I have long insisted that THE DIGS AT E'TOWN is the coolest and smoothest vintage drag racing series on the planet, and I'm glad to see so many folks are now in complete agreement with me... Sunday's "BATMOBILE" vs.  "MONKEEMOBILE" showdown was a BLAST!!... The  GASSER SHOOTOUT presented by IDA AUTOMOTIVE rocked with some of the world famous EAST COAST GASSERS engaging in heated battle royale!!... The BILL JENKINS TRIBUTE MATCH RACE had everyone on their feet-- It was cool to see Nostalgia Funny Car pioneer Dave Sano at the wheel of a "Grumpy" Pro Stocker!!...  All the classic muscle cars contributed to the overall old school enthusiasm of the event!!... The injected Nostalgia Funny Cars put on a stunning and potent presentation (complete with back-up girls directing the cars into the groove!!)-- And all the Jumpin' Jalopies, Radical Rat Rods, Front Engine Diggers, and Pristine Classics were the cat's meow!! We've already received a number of inquires asking about the 2015 DIGS AT E'TOWN schedule!!-- I do not have that schedule available to me yet, however, I promise that as soon as it's made available, I will definitely pass it on to you here on this blog page.... I'd once again like to thank E'Town's Walter Frey, John McCartney, and all of Old Bridge Township Raceway Park's great staff for pulling off the "MONSTER BASH" in such spooky, spectacular fashion!!... And I'd also like to once again thank all my readers who took time to introduce themselves to me, I genuinely was blown away by how many of you fine folks read about THE DIGS on this blog page and came out to the track on Sunday to spend your day-- I love ya' for doing that!!... We all had so much fun together... I promise to post the 2015 DIGS schedule as soon as I get it...

 

A vicious 'Vette seen in the pits this past Sunday at THE DIGS AT E'TOWN's special "MONSTER BASH" event. I promise to post the dates for the nostalgia drag racing series' 2015 season as soon as it becomes available to me. Thanks again to all the racers, fans, and E'Town staff for making THE DIGS such a bold blast in 2014...


I'd like to tell you about what an incredible time was had by all at yesterday's special "MONSTER BASH" edition of THE DIGS AT E'TOWN!! The massive car count and crowd was the largest I've ever seen at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park's 1/8 mile old school & traditional drag racing series!! Grandstands were filled and folks were lined up along the fence for the entire length of the track!! It's no secret that I have long insisted that THE DIGS AT E'TOWN is the coolest and smoothest vintage drag racing series on the planet, and I'm so darn glad to see that a whole lot of other drag fans are now in total agreement with my assessment, as per the humongous crowd that showed up for yesterday's spectacular event!!... Sooooo many people were in attendance!!... The "BATMOBILE" vs. the "MONKEEMOBILE BEACHWAGON" duel was a BLAST!!... The  GASSER SHOOTOUT presented by IDA AUTOMOTIVE rocked the joint with some of the eclectic EAST COAST GASSERS engaged in battle royale!!... The BILL JENKINS TRIBUTE MATCH RACE had everyone on their feet-- It was so neat to have some "Pro Stocks from the Past" action on the bill!!... There was a strong showing of classic mighty muscle cars adding to the overall old school enthusiasm of the event!!... The injected Nostalgia Funny Cars put on a stunning presentation!!-- Although I did feel a little bad for my old friend Willie Johnson and his "No Money No Funny" '68 Nova flopper team, because they experienced technical difficulties that kept 'em from running, but I know they'll be back "on track" (literally AND figuratively speaking) soon!!...  Jumpin' Jalopies were present, some radical rat rods, front engine diggers, pristine classics, aw heck, the bottom line is that just about every sort of old school drag racing machinery imaginable was either on display or storming the strip.... Big thanks to E'Town's Walter Frey, John McCartney, and all the track's great staff for pulling off the "MONSTER BASH" in spooky, spectacular fashion!!... And big thanks to all my many readers who took time to introduce themselves to me, I was really blown away by how many of you fine folks read about THE DIGS on this blog page and came out to the track to spend your day-- I love ya' for doing that!!... We all had so much fun together... I can hardly wait for the 2015 DIGS AT E'TOWN series to start-up next season!!...

 

The "POISON ARROW" and "TEMPORARY INSANITY" injected Nostalgia Funny Cars play for a packed house at yesterday's special "MONSTER BASH" edition of THE DIGS AT E'TOWN. The fans lined up against the fence to enjoy the old school floppers and all the incredible vintage drag racing machinery that was on hand for the excellent autumn event!!


SUBSTITUTE STEPHANIE'S SNAPSHOT OF THE DAY...

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Today we have the trusty Stephanie substituting for The Doc. At this time Doc is occupied with her Big Stick related recording responsibilities, and also hoping to sneak away from her Big Stick studio duties later in the day to make a brief visit to THE DIGS AT E'TOWN "MONSTER BASH" event. We believe Doc will hopefully be back on the clock for tomorrow's blog. Please enjoy Stephanie's Snapshot of the Day... This installment features a photo of some Big Stick record covers that a Big Stick fan snapped from their personal collection.  As some of you are already aware, my boss, Doc aka Yanna Trance is one half of the somewhat musical dynamic duo known as Big Stick. She's known for her famous "In the Summer I Wear my Tube Top and Eddie Takes me to the Drag Strip" line from Big Stick's "Drag Racing" chart buster. Big Stick is also known for several other songs that received substantial airplay overseas and here in the states on college radio, such as "Jesus Was Born On An Indian Reservation", "Crack Attack", "Billy Jack Paddy Whack", "The Devil's Jukebox", "Friends and Cars", "Summerday", Daddy Long Legs", etc...  As I mentioned earlier, Doc is busy today in the studio working on Big Stick's upcoming LP release, a record that also includes guest appearances by Fred Schneider of the B-52's, Johnny Kelly from Type O Negative, Groovie Mann from My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Jerry A from Poison Idea, and a host of others-- However, please keep in mind that  while you're waiting for the new record to be completed, you can visit Spotify, itunes and most of the other popular cyber music outlets and download Big Stick's previous releases for your listening pleasure...

 

 

Here's a snapshot of my boss, Doc's aka Yanna's more popular record releases with Big Stick. I'm reminding you that while she's working today in the studio on a new Big Stick record (and hoping to be able to briefly hang out at THE DIGS AT E'TOWN), you can now download previous Big Stick releases on the popular cyber music outlets such as Spotify, itunes, etc...

You can now download all the Big Stick music catalog on Spotify, itunes and most of the other popular cyber music outlets.


I'd like to tell you about what's happening TOMORROW, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26TH, at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park. It's a special "MONSTER BASH" edition of THE DIGS AT E'TOWN!! It's no secret that I believe THE DIGS AT E'TOWN is the coolest and smoothest old school and traditional drag racing series in the whole world. It all takes place at Raceway's 1/8 mile strip. This one is really special and a "MUST ATTEND" date for all my local readers in the Raceway Park region!!... There's 60's & 70's TV MATCHRACE MADNESS on the bill featuring "HAZZARD COUNTY'S FINEST" trying to chase down "THE DUKE BOYS", plus the Turbine Powered "BATMOBILE" takes on the Supercharged "MONKEEMOBILE BEACHWAGON"!!... A special GASSER SHOOTOUT presented by IDA AUTOMOTIVE is also scheduled!!... And a BILL JENKINS TRIBUTE MATCH RACE will be featured too!!...  A special dress to impress "PIN UP GIRL CONTEST" will also be in full effect!!... There's going to be all kinds of scary and spectacular surprises!!... It's just 12 bucks to get into the DIGS AT E'TOWN and that includes a tech card to race your car!!  Kids 6-12 $6.00, Kids 5 and under FREE... Of course the usual exciting classes will also be appearing, muscle cars '79 and older, Funny Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Street Freaks, Straight Axles, Vintage Race Cars of all sorts of interesting varieties... Where else are ya' gonna see all this?!?...  It's a "noise" day, so both muffled AND unmuffled cars are welcome to storm THE DIGS drag strip. Gates open 9am. Racing starts at 10am and runs until 4pm. Use gate 4 to enter the 1/8 mile strip (the airport gate).  See ya' there!!

 

Come on out to THE DIGS AT E'TOWN tomorrow Sunday, October 26th or you might turn into a pumpkin!! See the Monkeemobile, the Batmobile, Gassers, Grumpy Jenkins Tribute Race, and Pin Up Girls at a special spooky Halloween MONSTER BASH!!


FEEDBACK FRIDAY... DIGS AT E'TOWN, PHANTOM RACER, RAYMOND BEADLE & MORE...

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Today is "FEEDBACK FRIDAY", meaning I deal with emails that my assistant Stephanie and I receive from readers regarding our most recent blogs... Let's get right to your feedback... Yesterday's blog promoting the "Monster Bash" at THE DIGS AT E'TOWN, happening THIS SUNDAY OCT 26th resulted in a heaping handful of emails, here's condensed versions of a couple we received. Harry from Fort Lee, NJ said, "I'll be bringing my sons to Old Bridge Township Raceway Park to see the Batmobile and Monkeemobile. I want them to see the cars that stirred up my imagination as a child!"--- Greg from Arcadia, CA wrote, "You people in the northeast sure know how to have a hot rodding Halloween party. I'm very tempted to catch a plane and fly east for the Monster Bash!"-- Tell you what, Greg. You take a plane to the MONSTER BASH at THE DIGS AT E'TOWN and I promise to buy you a pretzel and large coke!... Wednesday's 32nd chapter of our TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER serial series resulted in lots of you writing in. Imogen from all the way in Edinburgh in the UK said, "I wish you would give us an episode with your famous metaphysical drag racing team participating at a competition in the United Kingdom!"-- Once again Gary from Wellington, OH wrote in, this time saying, "Once I bought a box of old drag magazines at a garage sale that had a nasty spider hidden in it, but never anything like the gruesome gremlins that were stowaways in Fred The Wrench's box of magazines!"-- Neal from Hialeah, FL said, "This is the first time there's been a covert attack from the evil darkside on the crew's home turf!"-- Thanks to all of you Phantom Racer fans who wrote in this week... My blog paying respect to the recently departed Raymond Beadle resulted in Kurt from Gridlel, IL to write, "Thanks for taking a day to remember Raymond Beadle. He was one of drag racing's best."... We received a lot of emails because I mentioned that I am planning on offering up my opinion of the Sayreville High School incident. Michelle from Sayreville, NJ said, "You and Drag Racing Underground have done so much to help Sayreville's victims of Hurricane Sandy, it's unfortunate that our football team has now shamed our town."-- Michelle, I wouldn't say your town is shamed, it's the individuals who engaged in the criminal bullying behavior who are shamed. I will be posting my opinion about this issue in the upcoming days ahead...  Keep those emails comin' (by using the "Contact Us" link atop the page), whether you agree or disagree with mine, or any of our substitute guest bloggers' opinions, we're genuinely interested in your feedback... We just ask that you please keep your emails short and to the point, no rambling please, and please also include where you're from, we often find the location of where folks are writing us from to be sort of interesting. If you want to remain anonymous you can do that too (just write that you want to remain anonymous in the body of your email, and we won't disclose your identity in the event we choose to make a reference to your particular opinion)... Thanks...

 

 

It's "FEEDBACK FRIDAY" here at DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND. That means I print excerpts from some of the emails that you readers write in with. I always appreciate you folks who sit down at your keyboard and type me your thoughts and opinions.

Illustration courtesy of Drag Racing Underground's own John Gill. Copyright 2014.


"MONSTER BASH" DIGS AT E'TOWN THIS SUN OCT 26TH!!...

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I'd like to tell you about what's happening THIS SUNDAY, October 26th, at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park. It's a special "MONSTER BASH" edition of THE DIGS AT E'TOWN!! It's no secret that I believe THE DIGS AT E'TOWN is the coolest and smoothest old school and traditional drag racing series in the whole world. It all takes place at Raceway's 1/8 mile strip. This one is really special and a "MUST ATTEND" date for all my local readers in the Raceway Park region!!... There's 60's & 70's TV MATCHRACE MADNESS on the bill featuring "HAZZARD COUNTY'S FINEST" trying to chase down "THE DUKE BOYS", plus the Turbine Powered "BATMOBILE" takes on the Supercharged "MONKEEMOBILE BEACHWAGON"!!... A special GASSER SHOOTOUT presented by IDA AUTOMOTIVE is also scheduled!!... And a BILL JENKINS TRIBUTE MATCH RACE will be featured too!!...  A special dress to impress "PIN UP GIRL CONTEST" will also be in full effect!!... There's going to be all kinds of scary and spectacular surprises!!... It's just 12 bucks to get into the DIGS AT E'TOWN and that includes a tech card to race your car!!  Kids 6-12 $6.00, Kids 5 and under FREE... Of course the usual exciting classes will also be appearing, muscle cars '79 and older, Funny Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Street Freaks, Straight Axles, Vintage Race Cars of all sorts of interesting varieties... Where else are ya' gonna see all this?!?...  It's a "noise" day, so both muffled AND unmuffled cars are welcome to storm THE DIGS drag strip. Gates open 9am. Racing starts at 10am and runs until 4pm. Use gate 4 to enter the 1/8 mile strip (the airport gate).  See ya' there!!

 

Come on out to THE DIGS AT E'TOWN on Sunday, October 26th. Yours truly will be there, so will the Monkeemobile, the Batmobile, Gassers, Grumpy Jenkins Tribute Race, Pin Up Girls, and a special spooky Halloween MONSTER BASH!!


Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?-- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact ... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire.

 

Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team finally wrapped up their quest to celebrate Fred The Wrench's birthday. The crew embarked on a trip through parallel universes, in order to buy Fred some CARtoons and drag 'zines at drag strip swap meets.  An inebriated Fred The Wrench, along with his courageous cohorts were now settled down back at heavenly headquarters, seated at the kitchen table, eating what remains of Fred's birthday cake. In the middle of relaxing and friendly conversation, Maria Conrad abruptly states her case, insisting that she wants to be able to go on adventures regularly with the boys, and be hubby Sebastian's back-up girl, like she was promised she eventually would be when first joining the team... Larry Lamb responded to Maria's aggressive request, "Do you REALLY think you're ready to travel with us among all the paranormal pandemonium we encounter?!?"... "YES!!" Maria replied as she clutched her hands onto one of Larry's wooly arms, "I'M READY!! I EVEN HAD THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT DESIGN ME A SPECIAL BACK-UP GIRL OUTFIT-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, I'LL PUT IT ON!!"... Maria then stood up from the table and briskly walked into another room. Then, in a matter of a few short minutes, Maria made a grand entrance back into the kitchen... Peter The Parrot squawked. "HUBBA-HUBBA!!!"... Maria stood before the boys in a stunning two-piece, gold, glittering, sequined, satiny custom outfit... "SO," exclaimed an enthusiastic Maria, "WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS?!?"...  After a brief and awkward moment of silence, Larry Lamb spoke-up with authority and said, "WELL, GENTLEMEN, IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE OURSELVES ONE BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL DRAG STRIP BACK-UP GIRL!!!"... The crew then shared a bottle of vintage 1787 Chateau Lafite wine, toasting Maria's promotion to back-up girl... But then, the joyful merriment is suddenly disrupted by the sound of an explosion!!!... KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!... "HEY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME FROM ME AND PETER'S BUNK ROOM!!!!!!" shouts a startled Fred The Wrench...

 

Sebastian jumps up from his seat and rapidly dashes to Fred's and Peter's bunk room to investigate, while the rest of the anxious crew follow behind.... "HEY," exclaims a stunned Sebastian, "IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE BOXES OF DRAG 'ZINES WE GOT FROM THAT GRUESOME GHOUL BACK AT THE SWAP MEET JUST BLEW UP!!!".... "YEAH," squawks a frantic, wing-fluttering Peter The Parrot, "ONE OF THE BOXES OF MAGAZINES WE GRABBED FOR FRED'S BIRTHDAY HAD A FREAKIN' B-B-BOMB IN IT!!!"... "DAMN IT!!!"  says a furious Fred, "THAT CREEPY VENDOR FROM THE DARKSIDE MUST HAVE PLANTED AN EXPLOSIVE GIZMO IN ONE OF THE BOXES, PROBABLY HOPING IT WOULD BLOW UP WHILE WE WERE ALL TOGETHER, COMING HOME IN THE CAR!!!"... "THAT WAS THE BOX OF 'HOT ROD' MAGAZINES THAT I SNATCHED OFF THE VENDOR'S TABLE, AND WAS HOLDING ON MY LAP UNTIL WE ARRIVED HOME!!!" Maria exclaims with trembling fright in her voice... "Yes, and look on floor," Larry Lamb says. "There's dozens of tiny, gruesome gremlins scattering about like cockroaches, they must have all been released from a hidden, cryptic capsule of sorts when the explosive activated, they're stowaways, planted inside the magazine box to attack us!!!"... "I'll stomp all those sinister little suckers with my steel-tipped work boots!!" says a still tipsy Fred The Wrench-- but then, one of the dastardly mini-monsters grabs the bottom of one of Fred's overall pant legs and pulls hard, causing Fred to trip himself up and fall on the floor... The little beings are deep red in color, and appear to be somewhat reptilian and insect-like, they're freaky, bold, and beastly creatures... The scary invaders also seem to possess bat-shaped wings, enabling them to fly about... One flies directly into Maria's long, dark hair, resulting in her letting out a shriek of terror... Sebastian swiftly snatches the pint-sized paranormal pest out of Maria's locks, and holds it firmly in the grasp of his hand, observing the captive creep. "HOW DID WHOEVER CREATED THESE CREATURES MANAGE TO FIT SO MUCH UGLY INTO SOMETHING SO SMALL?!?!?" says a seriously stunned Sebastian. "ITS FACE LOOKS LIKE A WOLF SPIDER WITH MULTIPLE BEADY BLACK EYES!!!"... "THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!" Maria cries in utter anguish... "WE NEEDS OURSELVES AN EXTERMINATOR!!!" interjects an overly irritated Fred The Wrench... 

 

"HEY!!" squawks Peter The Parrot. "A COUPLE OF 'EM ARE RIPPING UP AND DEVOURING THE DRAG 'ZINES IN THE BOX UNDER MY BUNK!!!"... Larry Lamb runs out of the room, and grabs a jade, star-shaped amulet from a jewelry chest in the adjoining office-- Larry returns to the bunk room and places the now glowing amulet around his wooly neck-- He then begins to rotate his body clockwise, from a slow and stuttered start, to a rapid, reckless gyration, so fast that he almost becomes a blur, and he does all this while repeating the ancient, mystical, metaphysical chant-- "CREEPY CRITTERS WHO FOLLOWED US HOME, DISAPPEAR FROM THIS PLACE AND LEAVE US ALONE!!! CREEPY CRITTERS WHO FOLLOWED US HOME, DISAPPEAR FROM THIS PLACE AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!"... Larry's wooly body is now spinning in circles at warp speed, as he continues to repeat the chant, his voice warbles from his jowls fluctuating from his extreme, accelerating motion... The little ghouls eventually start to change in color, from deep red, to a duller hue of aged, rotting wood, smoke is now emanating from their small bodily forms... Then they simultaneously vanish from sight... Larry gradually slows down his spinning motion and refrains from his consistent chanting. The amulet no longer glows as Larry's rapid rotating finally comes to a complete halt... "Are you alright?!?" asks Maria to a dizzy and short-of-breath Larry Lamb... "Yes, I believe so." Larry replies in an exhaustive tone. "I just knew that there must have been SOMETHING hidden in those magazine boxes coming from that venomous swap meet vendor!!! I should have known better, and checked those boxes thoroughly for explosives, gremlins, and whatever other kind of evil, hideous surprises someone from the darkside would have hidden in them!!!"... "Don't beat yourself up, boss," says Fred, "it's MY birthday presents, I should have given them boxes a closer look before stashing them under me and Peter's bunks-- I'M THE STUPID, DRUNKEN DOPE WHO SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!!!"... "Did you hear that??" interrupts a still unsettled Sebastian, "I think one of those gremlins who ran out into the kitchen is still out there. I hear something rustling around in there!!"... The crew all proceed with caution into the kitchen... "OH NO!!!" screams Maria, "THERE'S ONE OF THEM BEASTS LEFT, AND HE SURE ISN'T LITTLE ANYMORE!!!"... "GOLLY GEE WILIKERS!!" squawks Peter The Parrot. "HE'S GROWN TO BE AT LEAST SEVEN FEET TALL!!!"... "OH MY, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE REAL TROUBLE!!!" blurts Larry Lamb, as he looks up at the standing, seething beast... "WHY DIDN'T YOUR ROTATING CHANT WORK ON HIM?!?" a visibly shaken Sebastian asks Larry Lamb... "BECAUSE HE'S THE PUREST OF EVIL!!!" replies Larry, "THIS ONE ISN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!"....

 

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Unfortunately sometimes bad things secretly come in what on the surface appears to be good packages!!!... One of the boxes of drag racing magazines that our crew acquired from a ghastly vendor at a drag strip swap meet, had a 'sinister surprise' secretly enclosed, an explosive device that released several pint-sized paranormal pests from a small cryptic capsule. Larry Lamb's spinning ritual and chant seemed to make them disappear, all but one-- And the one that remains is no longer small at all, in fact, it appears to be growing in size with each passing second!!!... What can our do-gooder crew do to make this last lingering beast be gone from their heavenly headquarters?!?... Will they be able to bring the menacing monster from the darkside down?!?-- OR will the monster get the best of them?!?... What's going to happen next?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

 

Stayed tuned next Wednesday for the next chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday).  TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2014 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.


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